PLEASE...Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom--Seasonal Scents
Wilderness Road Wicks & Scents

PLEASE...Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom--Seasonal Scents

Regular price $18.95 $0.00

Ever found a smear of white powder on the bathroom sink and found yourself hoping that Aunt Edna was indulging her hidden fondness for Krispy Creme?  Explain why Grandpa suddenly thought he could move the sofa (Grandma included) to the herb garden in the backyard?  Not that we are still bitter over that Christmas...but there's always...always that ONE houseguest that might need a public service announcement.

Available in:

Spring: Sparkling Citrus & Vanilla...with a hint of baby powder (smells like Sunshine)

Summer:  Honeysuckle & Jasmine...because...butt sweat

Fall:  Smoky's an awesome scent

Holiday:  Frosty Junipers...because...the bathroom is the only place left for peace, quiet and zen

Winter:  Cranberry & Pine...because...seasonal depression


Our 12 oz. jars have an approximate burn time of 50-60 hrs. Jars are easily recyclable…just wash with hot, soapy water. Perfect for Q-tips, dried herbs, or our favorite…a single size serving of farfalle.

Our candles are completely bullsh*t free…no toxins, carcinogens, pollutants, or additives. Not only does this make our candles less likely to trigger allergies or headaches…but in being kinder to yourself, you’re being kind to the environment as well.

No furry creatures nor products from them are used in our candles…our fragrances are sourced to be cruelty-free and vegan-friendly. Our wax is sourced from American-grown soybeans, so you’re helping a farmer out.

Our candles are made from 100% natural soy wax…NOT a soy/paraffin blend. Natural soy is vulnerable to frosting or wet spots, usually due to temperature fluctuations. These are simply a sign that your candle is 100% soy, which does not affect the quality of the burn.

Hand-poured in small batches in our workshop in Abingdon, VA. Jar candles are shipped by USPS Priority Mail.

Candles are packaged in eco-friendly/recyclable Kraft boxes.

You can find all of our candles & scents or make wholesale inquiries, at our website