Happy Fucking Holidays Soy Candle
Wilderness Road Wicks & Scents

Happy Fucking Holidays Soy Candle

Regular price $17.95 $0.00

The perfect scent for the Holiday Highs when you want to scream your holiday happiness to the sky...or the Holiday Lows where you just want to scream in somebody's face...don't burst an eardrum or smack someone...light this candle.

Hints of apple give this scent it's Holiday cheer, but the real focus is on the spicy cinnamon and clove buds...and the sweet lingering scent of vanilla.  It's the perfect scent for kicking off the start of seasonal depression...of walking into upscale boutiques all decked out for the holidays and buying nothing...and the nostalgic memories of holidays past and hope for the present.  Make your inner Grinch laugh a bit...or a fellow Grinch lighten up a bit.

Our 12 oz. jars have an approximate burn time of 50-60 hrs.  Jars are easily recyclable…just wash with hot, soapy water.  Perfect for Q-tips, dried herbs, or our favorite…a single size serving of farfalle.

 

Our candles are completely bullsh*t free…no toxins, carcinogens, pollutants, or additives.  Not only does this make our candles less likely to trigger allergies or headaches…but in being kinder to yourself, you’re being kind to the environment as well.

 

No furry creatures nor products from them are used in our candles…our fragrances are sourced to be cruelty-free and vegan-friendly.  Our wax is sourced from American-grown soybeans, so you’re helping a farmer out.

 

Our candles are made from 100% natural soy wax…NOT a soy/paraffin blend.  Natural soy is vulnerable to frosting or wet spots, usually due to temperature fluctuations.  These are simply a sign that your candle is 100% soy, which does not affect the quality of the burn.

 

Hand-poured in small batches in our workshop in Abingdon, VA.  Jar candles are shipped by USPS Priority Mail.

 

Candles are packaged in eco-friendly/recyclable Kraft boxes.


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