Eggnog & Rum Soy Candle
Our holiday tribute to the Claus of Holiday Sarcasm...Mr. Steve Martin and his classic rendition of Silver Bells (shout out to Mr. Paul Simon as well). While Acme and Consolidated have gone the way of the 80's, Poor Uncle Walt is long gone, and Lemuel has yet to celebrate Christmas...thanks to Uncle Steve, we can still have hope for feeding the naked and clothing the hungry. While the idea of eggnog martinis make us cringe, and eggnog & tequila caused a case of heartburn in a holiday instance we'd as soon forget...eggnog and rum is just spicy enough to warm the nose, spiked enough for nostalgic memories of holiday parties, and egg-noggy enough to raise a glass to good old Uncle Steve...and his cautionary tale of Santa's lap.
Our 12 oz. jars have an approximate burn time of 50-60 hrs. Jars are easily recyclable…just wash with hot, soapy water. Perfect for Q-tips, dried herbs, or our favorite…a single size serving of farfalle.
Our candles are completely bullsh*t free…no toxins, carcinogens, pollutants, or additives. Not only does this make our candles less likely to trigger allergies or headaches…but in being kinder to yourself, you’re being kind to the environment as well.
No furry creatures nor products from them are used in our candles…our fragrances are sourced to be cruelty-free and vegan-friendly. Our wax is sourced from American-grown soybeans, so you’re helping a farmer out.
Our candles are made from 100% natural soy wax…NOT a soy/paraffin blend. Natural soy is vulnerable to frosting or wet spots, usually due to temperature fluctuations. These are simply a sign that your candle is 100% soy, which does not affect the quality of the burn.
Hand-poured in small batches in our workshop in Abingdon, VA. Jar candles are shipped by USPS Priority Mail.
Candles are packaged in eco-friendly/recyclable Kraft boxes.